Hi my name is Fred and I am an Oreo-a-holic. I am sitting at work and I have been Oreo free for at least 3 months (Maybe 2 if you count Newman-O's), but I click on the following article and within 20 seconds I am drooling.
Got Milk? Truck Carrying Oreos Overturns
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THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
MORRIS, Ill. Got milk?Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of double-stuffed Oreos has overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway.Illinois State Police Sgt. Brian Mahoney says the truck’s driver was traveling from Chicago to Morris on Interstate 80 around 4 a.m. Monday when he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median.“The boxes came out of the trailer and boxes were ripped open,” he said.The crash about 50 miles southwest of Chicago remains under investigation.Mahoney says no charges have been filed but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies.
You think I am joking, but I am not. I am seriously sitting here drooling. I need help. Is there a program for Oreo-a-holics? I mean the two thoughts running thru my head are "MMMMMM, they were the good double stuffs" and "MMMMMMMM some ice cold whole milk like we used to get on grandpa's dairy farm would work really well with the double stuffs". PLease, help me stop the madness.......
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